entirelytoopassive:

Is it possible for me to like a girl that isn’t either
a. Out of my league,
b. Totally uninterested in me,
c. Straight,
d. Spoken for

ATTENTION

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

unusualabyss asked: Do you like my dick?

entirelytoopassive:

You know the answer bb

wat

mens-rights-activia:

Bisexual people and Pansexual people are not accessories for your shitty ass three way fantasies

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

The trick to a happy life is to literally never expect anything from anyone ever

The second trick to a happy life is using roller skates as an exclusive mode of transport

(Source: negro-pleaase)

fangirlingoverdemigods:

Best of Tumblr Posts, (Pt. 3)

bossybroads:

Please remember that being vegan is a privilege, and that judging anyone for not adopting such a lifestyle makes you a gaping asshole.

bossybroads:

Please remember that being vegan is a privilege, and that judging anyone for not adopting such a lifestyle makes you a gaping asshole.

southern-feminism:

skankyourart:

Favourite Halloween Movies

Same

Is the fourth one Practical Magic omg.

(Source: thequeenismyhomegirl)

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

"Faggot"

sir-doge-swaggington:

sueishappy:

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that’s it right there.